Welcome everyone, to another in our series of disqualified entries for the homoerotic photo contest.
The disqualification of this entry can be taken as a comment on the gender confusion that characterized ’80s hair metal. This entry, from Chris at Inane Thoughts and Ramblings was disqualified because Lita Ford is…..wait for it…..a girl !!!!!!
I thought she was hot in 1986. But I was never into metal.
But she’s got a big stick!
I’m glad to find out that Mr. Ford…errr Ms. Ford is not a dude. I mean, what kind of guy goes around singing a song that includes lyrics like “didn’t get laid” and “it ain’t no big thing”.
What? Then what is she holding in the bottom picture? You mean that’s not a…
Oh, silly me, that’s a guitar. I mean, by the way she was holding it, well, it kind of seemed like it maybe wasn’t a guitar.
Yeah, but she kind of looks like the bassist from Cinderella. Or was he the guitarist. I can’t remember. The one with the blonde palm tree on his head.
She was the “went to a party & didn’t get laid” person? I find that hard to believe.
Ford the best car