Homoerotic Friday (Freddy Mercury - Disqualified !!!!)

Happy Friday everyone !!!!

Let’s keep rolling with the disqualified contestants from the homoerotic photo contest. This one was a no-brainer. Freddy Mercury was disqualified because he’s gay. While this might seem discriminatory, I would like to re-iterate: there is nothing, in my mind, inherently funny about homoeroticism. The whole point of this rather pointless contest was to revel in the irony of straight guys (primarily from the world of heavy metal) dolling themselves up in a misguided attempt to turn on the ladies.

Having said that, there is something pretty great about the outfit Freddy’s wearing. My 3-year old son has a pair of pajamas that kind of look like this (without the sequins) and whenever he wears them I say “hey, sing Bohemian Rhapsody for me”. He doesn’t know I’m busting on him…..heh heh heh. So to get things perfectly clear, homoeroticism: not funny. Busting on your 3-year old: funny.

Thanks (for a second straight week) to Chris from Inane Thoughts and Ramblings for this picture.

“Would you like a wiener with your beans?”

I Am Not Worthy…

OK, I’ve done a thing or two in my life that I can look upon with pride. I have kids, for instance. That’s pretty good. Also I have a legion of ZZ Top fans who hang on my every word and follow me to the bathroom and stuff. That’s a little unsettling, but I’ll never lack for barbecue.

Anyway, I thought my life was pretty full before, but nothing could have prepared me for this.

I’m linked on Ronnie James Dio’s Wikipedia page !!

I know this may inspire insane jealousy: “Anandamide’s blog isn’t half as good as mine, I should be linked on Dio’s Wikipedia page, not him”. Some of you doubting Thomases may not even believe it’s true. Well, here it is, go see for yourselves. I’m in the trivia section, in the item about Cortland, New York.

Others of you may think that this awesome benchmark of success is the result of sinister forces. I’ve heard you whispering…”Anandamide sold his soul to get on the Dio page”. I’m not saying that’s true, but here’s one rather strange fact. The greatest single number of hits this blog has received was on November 15th, 2007. The number of hits received? 666.

Coincidence? Judge for yourself……

Homoerotic Friday (Lita Ford - Disqualified !!!!)

Welcome everyone, to another in our series of disqualified entries for the homoerotic photo contest.

The disqualification of this entry can be taken as a comment on the gender confusion that characterized ’80s hair metal. This entry, from Chris at Inane Thoughts and Ramblings was disqualified because Lita Ford is…..wait for it…..a girl !!!!!!

New AC/DC Album

Due to our close personal relationship with the band, Anandamide has been granted the exclusive privilege of announcing the release of the new AC/DC album “Knee To The Balls”. The album’s lyrics deal almost exclusively with rock and roll and sex, marking a stark departure from their previous albums. Here is the track listing:

*Knee to the Balls

*She’s Givin’ Me The Itch

*The Taste of Meat (Do You Like It?)

*Her Tuna, My Harpoon

*Devil’s Rod

*Buryin’ My Love In Your Back Yard

*Hard Rock, Sausage Roll

*Chewin’ My Tree (Like a Beaver)

*She Wants to Rock and Roll (But I Want to Do It)

*Put Your Hand in the Hand of the Man (With the Hand in His Pants)

Ok, seriously, the last one isn’t on the album. That one I just made up. But the rest of them are totally serious. Devil horns all around.

Homoerotic Friday (Frank Zappa - Disqualified !!!!)

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends…..Yes, every Friday we at Anandamide scour our inbox for the best in rock n’ roll beefcake.

Today we continue our series on entries that were disqualified from the great homoerotic photo contest. Last week’s entry from Coaster Punchman was disqualified for breaking the rule that the entrant had to be classic rock. This week’s photo didn’t miss out because of a blatant rule violation, but more for violating the spirit of the contest. In many ways, the photo below is similar to one of our strongest entries (this one of Rod Stewart): long hair, plenty of exposed man-flesh and a skimpy bikini that fails to cover the rocker’s pubic region (who can resist male pubic hair !!!! so hot !!!!). The critical difference is the attitude. With the Rod Stewart photo, you just know Rod is desperately trying to be sexy and believing that he’s doing the ladies of the world a favor by barely covering his schlong and exposing the beard in his pants (”a little glimpse of heaven, luv”). It’s that attitude that makes the photo funny, in my opinion.

Contrast that with this photo submitted by Captain Smack. The skimpy bikini is there, the pubis, and plenty of ferns to boot. But it’s my judgment that the intention here is to be weird and disturbing, rather than sexy. But I will let you, the reader decide. Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Zappa:

“For some reason, the children didn’t trust the curator at the botanical museum”