Homoerotic Friday (Eminem – Disqualified !!!!)

Ok, sorry that the last few Fridays have been missing that little touch of homoerotic magic. January was a bit of an ugly month and we at Anandamide have been neglecting you, our gentle readers. But we have been paying attention to your comments. Coaster Punchman was wondering why none of his his submissions for the homoerotic photo contest had appeared. Good question. He, and a number of others sent in some real quality man flesh that never saw the light of day. Why you might ask? Because they were disqualified from the contest for one reason or another.

So that the disqualified parties understand why their pictures never appeared and so nobody is deprived of these photos, we will occasionally run some of these entries on homoerotic friday, with an explanation for disqualification.

First case in point: CP’s fine Eminem submission. This is a great entry because a) Eminem is sexist and homophobic and b) this photo is about as gay as it gets. So why the disqualification? To cite the original contest rules “Only classic rock band photos will be posted”. So Eminem didn’t make the cut for the contest. But I won’t deprive my readers of this tasteful art photo any longer. Ladies and germs…..EMINEM !!!!! Thanks Punchman.

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Watch it explode in my mouth !!!

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  1. Oh, my, that IS ho-yay!! …course I stand by the ol’ George Carlin statement that if I could lick me own balls (like his dog) I’d never need to leave the house.

  2. Will the real Anandamide please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

  3. Puke. :(

  4. That Eminem has a short fuse.

  5. That is 390 degrees gay. So gay it goes all the way around to straight and then right back into gay again.

  6. So Eminem is disqualified because CP can’t read? Seems wrong, like the picture.

  7. Aww come on… he did a live duet w/ Elton John! No homophobe would do that.

  8. Holy explosions!

  9. Is Eminem trying to say that his penis is like a stick of dynamite? It explodes much too quickly?

  10. Wow.

  11. Nonetheless, Em is a badass and should therefore be included.

  12. He’s totally gay….I know because I’m gay…and it takes one to know one !

  13. yall dont know wat yall are talkin bout eminem is so hot and so not gay so yall need to stop sayin crap about him because there is sumthin wrong wit yall if yall think hes gay
    HES NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Awesome! Love it! Oh & I don’t know if he’s gay or not. Eventhough I have an active gaydar. However all I can say is that I hope he is either bisexual or trisexual so he will try anything once!

  15. Gay, Gay, Gay

  16. Surely before he started raking in the big bucks he let SOME older guy pay to blow him,or sold his dick for some crack!!


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