DSM-V Case Study: Axis I, Bold as Love

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Jimi, a male of indeterminate age was wheeled in by his manager and various family members. As the patient’s court-appointed guardian, his manager informed us that the patient was “too fragile” to participate in the interview unless covered by a blanket. I expressed concern and agreed to conduct the interview with the blanket on, deciding instead to deal with this rather strange quirk therapeutically. No defining physical characteristics were observed. The patient’s affect was static.

I communicated with the patient’s minders to discuss their concerns about previous medical diagnoses, assuring them that while other medical specialists might rush to morbid prognoses simply because they didn’t know what to do with his symptoms, the psychiatric profession prided itself on really listening and being comfortable with uncertainty.

The interview was, indeed, extremely informative. The patient was anhedonic, bordering on catatonic. He was unable to confirm experiencing a sense of hopelessness and depressed mood, so all consuming was his misery. This observer also noticed the patient’s poor personal hygiene, as evidenced by a body odor so profound that one of the janitorial staff was heard to observe “yikes, who died in here?”, hours after the interview.

Discussion of Axis I, Bold as Love

The patient’s catatonic state, total disruption of social functioning and disregard for personal hygiene are indicative of a Major Depressive Disorder. Patient was given a prescription for sertraline, a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, with a plan to begin cognitive therapy.

Follow Up

The patient’s manager wheeled him in six weeks later, reporting that there had been no change in his condition. I concurred that he looked somewhat lifeless. His manager became defensive. “What are you saying? Are you saying he looks dead? Well, I’ll tell you mister, he put out three albums last year. Does that sound like a dead guy to you?”

The patient is not responding well to cognitive therapy, we will concentrate on more behavioral strategies like short walks and relaxation breathing. It is also recommended that the patient switch from sertraline to zyprexa.

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  1. On January 18, 2008 at 6:25 am sudiegirl Said:

    NOOOO! Don’t put him on zyprexa…it makes you fat and even more logy than he already is.

    (psst…I think he’s dead, yo.)

  2. On January 18, 2008 at 9:09 am Grant Miller, Esq. Said:

    Please doctor. Do something. Anything!

  3. On January 18, 2008 at 9:40 am Patrick H. Said:

    Perhaps a small dose of lysergic acid diethylamide.

  4. On January 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm Beth Said:

    Or mothballs.

  5. On January 19, 2008 at 3:25 am brentron Said:

    I’d just refer him to the axis. He knows everything.

  6. On January 19, 2008 at 1:52 pm Hot Lemon Said:

    it’s a sad, sad comment that I understood all th’ psych sprach but not the overall humour ‘cuz I dunna kno’ sheeyit about Hendrix…

  7. On January 19, 2008 at 7:28 pm anandamide Said:

    sudiegirl: what?!? dead?

    grant: i’m going to fix myself a vodka martini. maybe that’ll do it….

    hillman: thanks, don’t mind if i do. and BTW, i can’t believe that neither you nor evil genius commented on the picture of the edgewater hotel in the last post….

    beth: yeah, mothballs or dry ice. the latter might be more “rock and roll”

    brenton: shhhh, you spread this “axis” business and it’ll put us head-shrinking types out of business.

    lemon: i wouldn’t discount the possibility that the post just isn’t funny…..

  8. On January 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm BeckEye Said:

    I, uh….what??

  9. On January 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm Tenacious S Said:

    I think I feel a little ill. Did you check background info before the interview? I think you would have found out some surprising information.

  10. On January 21, 2008 at 5:40 pm Evil Genius Said:

    Re: this post

    Make sure you don’t prescribe him a dosage containing the numbers 6 or 9. He tends to get those confused.

    Re: last post

    I didn’t realize you were fishing for mudsharks!

  11. On January 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm Patrick H. Said:

    Hmmm. I’m usually pretty good at trivia, but I’ll admit I don’t know the significance of the Edgewater Hotel.

  12. On January 25, 2008 at 1:47 pm Flannery Said:

    He is just suffering from cross town traffic syndrome. Take to tabs of “Jesus on a Surfboard” and call me in the morning.

    Doc

  13. On January 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm Miss Smack Said:

    Boob competition (Round 2) has started at Smack Dab.

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