Homoerotic Photo Contest: Final Entry (David Lee Roth)
OK, if I don’t stop this crazy thing now, I’m never going to be able to stop. I just kept getting more and more red-hot photos. So here’s the fourteenth and final entry. I will give everyone the weekend to register their final votes as to which of these pictures should take the glory, then I will have announce the winner on Monday night. I will also probably have a follow up post featuring some of the gold that didn’t quite make the cut. As you will see, it certainly wasn’t for lack of quality. Some of the strongest stuff ended up on the cutting room floor.
I got two kick ass photos of Anandamide’s resident advice columnist, David Lee Roth. Patrick Hillman contributed a great one, but I think even he will have to admit that though this one is low quality and a bad cut and paste from a larger collage, it’s got that certain…ahem….something. Ladies and Gentleman, through the courtesy of Tenacious S, here’s David Lee Roth.
Just be thankful it isn’t Sammy Hagar.
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The caption caught me off guard. Simple, but hilarious. Thanks for the laugh this morning!
This picture can’t win because I actually think it’s hot. It’s a shame he’s aged so badly. Oh yeah, and the absence of brain cells is a major turn off, too.
…and yes, I am glad that’s not Sammy Hagar. Blah!
But I think it isn’t whether or not the pose is not hot to women, I think the point is that it is homoerotic, meaning it is also hot to men that might find men hot. I’ve now confused myself and I’ve had too much alcohol. I don’t know, I look at pictures like this and it looks like a guy in a pose you would normally find a female in.
Tenacious S,
Well, then this is the winner. I don’t see any reason why any red blooded homosexual male wouldn’t find this photo attractive.
What are drinking anyway? You don’t happen to have any fruity, girly drinks with little umbrellas, do you? I love those!
Elizabeth,
Margaritas were the drink of the night with a fresh wedge of lime. A little vitamin C and a whole lot of tequila. Sadly, we are out of umbrellas.
Where do we vote?
After much thought and consideration, I think the first is still the best. the most H.E. photo is Jon Bon Jovi. That’s some fine ass gay photography there (literally).
As a hetero male, I’m not sure that I am qualified to vote, but just as a viewer, couldn’t there have been some David Bowie, Elton John, or Sting photos to hold these up against? Ever Gary Glitter or Evel Kneivel would have helped.
Doc
This one just makes me go ICK!!
~ RS ~
So, do we vote here, or email you?
Chris: Well, it was a joke, but not really.
Elizabeth: OK, your anti-vote is taken under advisement.
Tenacious-S: I concur. Especially with the fan blowing his hair.
MadMargaret: But alas, I submitted Bon Jovi myself….
Doc: Sting made the cut, go look at entry #2 !!!
Ruby: So your vote cancels out Elizabeths….
Hillman: Vote here !!!
You make this so difficult.
Whither Rob Halford?
So do I need a second choice? It’s tough, but I’ll have to go with Billy Squier. Damn, that’s super-gay! I started to turn into Larry Craig just by looking at him!
What’s he gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside his trunk? Scarf, I mean.
He is beautiful !! I’m 29 now, and I still think he is… Mmmmm Mmmmm Good !