Here’s entry number eleven in Anandamide’s Homoerotic Photo Contest (which will close tomorrow, barring some last minute bit of genius that can’t be denied – see rules and rationale here). Here’s yet another from Tenacious S who wondered how I could have missed “such a low hanging fruit”. Ladies and gentleman, Rod Stewart.
“Beard? What Beard? I’m not growing a beard”
Zoiks!
What’s even scarier than his fruit is that chick on the left is sporting quite a package down below as well.
Thank god they invented bikini waxes in later years……
Good lord. Chicks really dug dudes with mullets that much back in the day?
I lived nearly 39 years without seeing that photo. Would’ve been nice to’ve gone another 39.
Rod’s 60+ now, which put him in his low to mid 30s just as the rampant sexuality of the 70s peaked. This guy probably boned more chicks than Wilt Chamberlain.
Oh fer cripes sake. Some people have no shame. No shame.
This is a winner.
He’s singing a different kind of classic there. Oh my.
“that chick on the left” with “quite a package down below ” is Britt Ekland, Swedish actress who was married to Peter Sellers and then to Rod Stewart. She gave Sellers the flick for those two “mullets”!
I like this quote from http://www.mychelsea.net/chelsea/celebs&gossip-britt-ekland.htm :
remarried Rod Stewart, but for Rod Stewart fans this signified his decline from Faces era as a hard rock persona, to a softer, fur-coat-wearing I am Sailing singing shadow of his former self.
Forget the pubes, that bathing suit is making me blind!
Splotchy: our sentiments exactly.
Chris: If she is “packing heat”, it would explain a lot….
Bubs: something has to explain the rise of the mullet….
Hillman: Chicks?
CP: are you implying that Mr. Stewart has, on occasion, stepped outside the boundaries of good taste? Forsooth thee, sir.
Grant: Hard to pick a winner of this competition. The competition is, shall we say, rather stiff.
Dale: He’s singing from the Great American Schlong-book !!!
Doddles: So Ekland is responsible?
Elizabeth: How could anyone forget the pubes after even a single viewing of this photo?
Yeah, I got blinded by the RS outfit… oh wait, we have the same initials?? Eek!
~ RS ~