Here’s the sixth entry in Anandamide’s Homoerotic Photo Contest (the contest is still open – see rules and rationale here). This picture of the dreamy, doe-eyed Billy Squier comes to you courtesy of Cleek, but let’s face it, this picture is just a proxy for Billy’s true homoerotic masterpiece, the “Rock Me Tonite” Video, which can be seen here.
“You think this is hot? You should see me dance !!!”
I knew I was old earlier this year when we hired a William Squire in our Chattanooga office and only one other person got my Billy Squier references in an email.
Awwww!
I still can’t believe Slowly Stroke Me is still played to this day on the public airwaves. Oh, man, I was just reminded of another great contender for this contest. Off to research…
Although Billy doesn’t do a lot for us, we at Coaster Punchman’s world would like to offer our continued support of this important project. Feel free to expand its scope in any way you feel you need to.
Have to admit, I always found Billy hawt in this photo …
Chris: Was it THE William Squier? That would’ve been pretty rad, especially if he did his Rock Me Tonite dance…..
Elizabeth and Beth: Is it the doe-eyed stare?
Hillman: Better hurry, contest closes soon….
Punchman: OK, spill the beans, which of the pictures on offer does it for you? That might go a way towards determining a winner…..
ps. I’m going to have to reject the Chili Peppers photo. Full explanation will be given, as I’m going to post a rejected entries column at the end….
Aww, the hell with it. I was thinking surely there’d be a provocative shot of David Coverdale from Whitesnake floating around out there. But it wasn’t to be. Sure, there were a few mildly suggestive ones, but wouldn’t you think there’d be something apropos for this contest from that guy? Now I’m wondering why there aren’t any. Maybe his body is largely covered in scars or something? So, are you still going to post that Diamond Dave pic, or was I limited to Sting only?
Hillman: I know you’re disappointed to only get that Sting shot in, but truth is, I think you got trumped on the DLR photo. You’ll see what I mean in a couple of days…..Damn shame about that Coverdale shot. I can’t believe he doesn’t have something hawt out there.
stroke me, stroke me… sllllooowwwwlllleeeee
I wonder when this shot was taken. The loose clothing is something very different from the others.
“…one of these things -
is not like the others….”
~ RS ~
I played the Rock Me tonite video for my daughter this morning and her orange juice shot out of her nose.