OK, this jerky blog routinely pokes fun at its betters. I’ve boxed the ankles of giants: John Lennon, Bono, Keith Richards, Elton John. Other than one irate letter objecting to my smarmy roast of Paul McCartney, I’ve pretty much steered clear of trouble. That was before I mentioned Dennis DeYoung. As my Hebrew brothers and sisters are fond of saying: Oy ! Vey !
As previously mentioned, some Dennis DeYoung fans took my totally false interview seriously. So I posted a disclaimer making it clear it was phony baloney. And for good measure I visited their chat room to make it even more clear. They were pretty nice people, actually. Just a little over-protective….
Anyway, I thought the matter was put to rest and continued on with my sad, misanthropic posts. Then I got another spike in my Styx-related traffic (nothing that ZZ Top needs to worry about, but noticeable all the same). The source of this spike? Apparently some misguided soul wrote to Dennis DeYoung’s wife to ask if the stuff in the interview was true.
So rather than state yet again that the Dennis DeYoung interview is false, I’ll let Suzanne DeYoung rebut the charges herself. Unlike pretty much everything else on this site, this is genuine and comes from dennisdeyoung.com.
Dear Dan,
This is the first time we have ever heard or seen this site/interview. I have sent your e-mail with the information to our management department. We will ask them to have it taken down immediately. I will not print your e-mail for obvious reasons. I will however answer your questions.
NO. Dennis has never used cocaine! NEVER!
This site has apparently been put up to discredit my husband’s integrity and good name!
“Come Sail Away,” was written in our home during the winter months of 1977. We had just returned from Hawaii with our family. WE and I do mean WE never questioned or were tired of touring or traveling together for my husband’s career. WE both had decided very early on in my husband’s career, that WE would both work together, grow as a young married couple together and then as a family together, to do everything we could together, towards making my husband’s career and STYX a success. That meant many sacrifices. WE were a strong family then and WE are still a strong family today.
We didn’t have a lot of money after I quit work to become a full time mom. A year or so after our daughter’s birth my husband and his band decided to quit their day jobs and concentrate on solely their music career. Dennis was the only married man with a child. There were not enough jobs for Dennis’ income to support a family. I returned to work as our savings depleted down to $25.00.
In 1975 the band decided to leave Wooden Nickel and had an opportunity to be signed by a REAL record company. Getting out of the Wooden Nickel contact meant Dennis had to give up all current and previous royalties (I only mention previous because we NEVER received ANY royalties from Wooden Nickel EVER!) The other writers had to do the same thing. However, Dennis had the most to lose. Even though we had never received any monies, he was still OWED a great deal of money. There was never any question in our mind even though WE had no money and very little income coming in, that WE would sacrifice anything and every cent owed us, to further the bands career.
Later that year Dennis received his First ASCAP check. A very short time later, we discovered that our First manager had not paid the bands taxes (among other things!) We found this information out on the very First day that STYX was to record its First album for A & M Records. Upon arriving at the studio much to their surprise, the IRS had confiscated all the bands equipment! Again, there was never any question in our minds as to how our ASCAP check should be used. WE used to retrieve the bands’ equipment. WE used it for the good of the band.
There are many more stories I can tell you about my husband’s integrity and how WE always put STYX first. Perhaps someday I’ll bore you by putting it ALL in a “True Story, No Lies” book. STYX was the most import thing in our life. Dennis would NEVER joke or compromise his career and that of his friends and band mates or our lives by using cocaine!
WE did not lose out on the pot of gold…WE made it happen together!
Suzanne
So there you have it. WE are sorry for any misunderstanding…..

Man, I am so jealous. Seriously, so jealous. NOBODY takes me seriously, certainly not Dennis DeYoung’s wife. I don’t think it’s going too far to say that your blog is the best classic rock blog in the history of our planet. Keep it up.
P.S.No! Dennis has never used cocaine! Never!
You are brilliant. You make me sick. I’m soooo jealous. This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen happen to another blog. You have no idea how long I’ve tried to have something like this happen.
I hate you.
Jeeze, Anandamide…..next thing you’ll tell me is that Spinal Tap wasn’t a real band either.
Speaking of which, this picture kinda looks like David St. Hubbins’ girlfriend, Ms. Pettibone.
Hush that crap about Spinal Tap not being real. They go to eleven, dammit!
Cool! We just left each other comments at the. Exact. Same. Time.
I’ve never used cocain either.
ba-domp-tish!
Thank you, thank you, folks, I’ll be here all week.
I think you’ve achieved something of greatness here. I love it when you think there’s no way something can get *this* blown out of proportion and yet it does. So, what are you going to do? Will you pull the post? Or will you engage them in an argument and post all of the gory details? I think a take-down notice from a lawyer would get you, at a minimum, a link on just about every huge blog out there. Man, you just can’t buy this kind of PR.
They have an album called “Grand Illusion.” Five minute discussion amongst yourselves. Topic-What is an illusion? Subtopic-What is sarcasm? Discuss.
WE find this hilarious and WE believe Anandamide should be the official saint of bloggers.
UF and Grant Miller: This blog is a speck of beige compared to either of yours, so why was I chosen for this incredible honor? No clue, but I will say this: I feel much like Dennis DeYoung must have felt after writing “Come Sail Away”. How do I top this? Is it all downhill from here?
and BTW: UF, I’m going to include a link to your blog here because my readers can’t be deprived of your blog any longer…
http://futility.typepad.com/futility/
Chris: Good eye !!!!
Beth: Well put, we consider nothing <10 worthy of existence. And that comment thing? A wise (and not at all pompous) person once called that “Synchronicity”
Smack: We’re not into “Co-cain”, we’re into “Jon Cain”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Cain
ba-domp-tish!
Hillman: Don’t know yet. Part of me thinks the legal eagles won’t descend as they’ll go on the site, see everything is ridiculous, read my disclaimers etc. and figure it isn’t worth it (because it really isn’t, who takes this shit seriously?). The other part is praying the legal letter will show up so I can frame it !!!
Tenacious S: Good point, I should have referred to that original post as “A Grand Illusion”. Cuz deep inside we’re all the same….
Elizabeth: WE are not worthy.
I thought that was the chick from “Spinal Tap,” too. Judging from the amount of times she says “WE,” she may be the control freak that the character was based on.
No, no…that was a horrible, horrible lie.
BeckEye: Just to be perfectly clear, you are in no way stating factually that the Spinal Tap character was based on her? That was a humorous comment in no way meant to discredit Dennis DeYoung or his family? OK, I get it…..
You are now the hero of many Anandamide. Come, sail away. Before you get in any more shit!
Yeah, truth be told I kind of prefer flying under the radar a little more than this….BUT IN A STARSHIP, HEADED FOR THE SKIES !!!!!
Now you need a hard-hitting follow up dealing with Dennis DeYoung’s heroin use and patronage of Tijuana donkey shows.
/peering from behind the curtain
Jesus what a blog. Inventive yet rooted, stylized while domesticated. No nasty perfidious after taste here.
You, sir, are clearly an artiste. Great mind.
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How very nice. The letter she sent didn’t seem too hot under the collar. She started out a bit huffy but seemed concerned with sharing her truths with you.
And they all lived happily ever after.
~ RS ~
Bubs: If by “heroin use” you mean “angelic singing voice” and if by “Tijuana Donkey Show” you mean “humanitarian causes”, stay tuned, we never pull our punches !!!!
Psycho Therapist: We are, if nothing else, “domesticated”. Thanks for the praise and welcome aboard.
Rubyshooz: I like your attitude. Hopefully there is a happy ending to this whole sordid misunderstanding….
I’m so confused. I always thought Dennis DeYoung was gay.
Delia: clearly you are trying to discredit Dennis’ integrity and good name !!! seriously, was it the musical theater?