Cover Letter Received by Manny’s Auto Body, Perth Amboy, New Jersey

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May 10, 1985                

Attn:         Emanual “Manny” Alvares, Manny’s Auto Body.
Re:             Employment Opportunity

Dear Mr. Alvares,

Please accept the enclosed resume as a token of my interest in joining the Manny’s Auto Body team. While I have never worked in this field before, I hope this letter will convince you that I have what it takes to be a valuable part of your organization.

My last position was as a longshoreman at the Port Newark-Elizabeth Marine Terminal. As you can see from my resumé, in March of 1984 the longshoreman’s union went on strike and since that time nearly 14 months ago, I’ve been down on my luck. It’s been tough. So tough…I’ve had to endure the humiliation of being financially supported by my girlfriend and even had to pawn my guitar which has always been a source of pride and confidence for me.

You may ask how I managed to hold on through these trying times. I noticed that in the months after losing my job my attitude towards work (and life in general) changed dramatically. I came to believe that it doesn’t make a difference if one “makes it” or not. I had my girlfriend to support me (both emotionally and financially) and that seemed like a lot.

I now realize that attitude was hopelessly naive. My girlfriend had always dreamed of running away. I always had the same response: “someday…”, by which I meant we were on our way to better times so we just needed to wait it out. Well, I guess she finally got tired of always being “halfway there” because she did end up running away….with my older brother Buddy, who makes a mint running his own landscaping company. So now all that “we’ve got each other” stuff just seems like a bunch of greeting-card nonsense.

I don’t want to sound like I’m begging, but I’m desperate for a job. Please help. I’m living on a prayer here….

Yours truly,

Thomas “Tommy” DaSilva

Published in: on June 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm

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  1. On June 18, 2007 at 1:54 pm Patrick Hillman Said:

    A form letter from Manny:

    Dear Applicant-

    Thank you for submitting your resume. All you applicants… you’re all the same, only your names change. Yet every day it seems we’re wasting away here at Manny’s — another place where the faces are so cold. And if your daily commute is too long, you’ll have to drive all night just to get back home.

    Fact is, I’m physically exhausted by trying to find the perfect employee. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it’s not for days. And the people I meet always go their separate ways.

    So you see, I cannot hire you at this time. Dead or alive, you’d be no good to me, I’m sure.

    Best,
    Manny Alvares

    [ps I don't recall the part about Buddy, the landscaping brother who runs off with Gina. But, it sounds right. -PH]

  2. On June 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm Grant Miller, Esq. Said:

    Tico Torres always made that band. Or destroyed them, depending on how you look at it.

  3. On June 18, 2007 at 2:54 pm anandamide Said:

    PH-BSUWG: Bravo old chap !!! Hats off to you.

    GM: If Richie Sambora was the heart of Bon Jovi, and Jon Bon Jovi was the brains, Tico Torres was the fur coat.

  4. On June 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm Dion Said:

    I’d almost repressed all memory of Slippery When Wet.

    I say “almost” because… well, I’ve still got the vinyl LP of it (right next to my copy of the Beverly Hills Cop II soundtrack…

  5. On June 18, 2007 at 8:43 pm anandamide Said:

    We won’t allow anyone to forget hair metal….

  6. On June 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm Patrick Hillman Said:

    Forgot to mention that my college roommate was from Freehold — hometown of The Boss. So, we listened to our share of Jersey-based rock. Slippery When Wet came out about a year before we started school, so everyone had it on vinyl. Good memories… I’ll have to blog about that dude sometime. He used bring back literally POUNDS of skunky pot from his rural Jersey home.

  7. On June 20, 2007 at 10:30 pm edP Said:

    The Tico Torres reference was well researched

  8. On November 15, 2007 at 4:56 pm Charmuh Said:

    I had a job once that required me to commute so far that by the time I got back home, I had to drive back to work.
    It became a hassle to get any kind of sleep because I was always either working or driving.
    My mom would call and say “what are you doing?” and I’d say “guess…” and she’d say “driving” and I’d say “no, I’m working”.

    I still work there.

  9. On January 2, 2008 at 5:10 am Michelle Said:

    he is wonderfullllllllll!!

  10. On January 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm Jesica Said:

    Bon Jovi is one of the greatest bands of all time. Each member is great,and Slippery When Wet is an amazing album!

  11. On March 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm m. riss Said:

    What the hell is up with the NAKED picture of Jon Bon Jovi?!?!?!

  12. On March 27, 2008 at 6:29 am lunithaxz Said:

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  13. On March 31, 2008 at 7:28 am luniiithaxzzzzzzzzzz Said:

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  14. On May 7, 2008 at 8:01 pm melody Said:

    jon is HOT!!!!!

  15. On May 10, 2008 at 2:23 pm Gloria Said:

    Hola soy argentina y soy re fana d bon jovi espero vengan pronto a la argentina los amo

  16. On May 31, 2008 at 11:43 pm mistyblue Said:

    It’s about time we see a gorgeous rock star naked!!!! That’s with the NAKED pic of Jon

  17. On June 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm micheli Said:

    ola sou do Brasil!
    essa foto do Jon bON jOVI Realmente e muito linda!!
    ele é um totosaoooooo
    é um super man realy!

    bjosss mimi

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